I wont be able to get you into the Illuminati Motorcycle Club,

But i can lead you down the path to the dark side.
Join me on mayday for the Next Cult Induction. http://dorkbotpdx.org/workshop/arduino/cult_induction_rev8
Join me on mayday for the Next Cult Induction. http://dorkbotpdx.org/workshop/arduino/cult_induction_rev8